Formula Oppo: The MGM Grand GP Recap

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 05/24/2015 at 20:41 • Filed to: fo

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The racing today was your typical memorial day parade, but with a twist!

Lewis Hamilton had the race in the bag until The Wee Baby Max Verstappen grew a pair of Maldonado sized testicles and crashed into Romain’s Lotus and caused a virtual safety car followed immediately by a real safety car. Lewis brought the car in for a new set of super softs...

And absolutely no one else did causing him to drop to third behind Rosberg and Vettel.

Following behind were the Red Bull duo of Daniil, Daniel and Associates. With Kimi and others getting points including Jenson Button to scoring the first points for McLaren-Honda. And of course Maldonado was the first to retire, but only due to brake failure and he didn’t even crash. Oh well, our standings are !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and several people who have missed five races have been eliminated.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/24/2015 at 20:47

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I think Hamilton Tears may to Webber Tears

TheHondaBro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/24/2015 at 20:53

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These are his sadness glasses.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/24/2015 at 21:09

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Are you a moderator?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/24/2015 at 21:09

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Are you?

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/24/2015 at 21:09

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Great points haul for the first time this season due to Mercedes stupidity! Forza Ferrari! Grazie Hamilton!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/24/2015 at 21:10

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No.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/24/2015 at 21:11

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Yes.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/24/2015 at 21:11

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No

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/24/2015 at 21:12

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How does one request authorship?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/24/2015 at 21:18

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I don’t know anymore. Try writing a post to oppo.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/24/2015 at 21:18

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Thanks!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/24/2015 at 21:20

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Are you an author?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/24/2015 at 21:21

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It says I am now.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 05/24/2015 at 21:23

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Well then it must have worked. Grats on the ding.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 05/24/2015 at 21:24

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I’m playing the Jeffersons Theme song after this weeks points haul. Nailed the top three....if only I picked HAM for the pole

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/24/2015 at 21:43

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My picks would’ve been perfect if it weren’t for that “miscalculation”... Thanks Toto

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/24/2015 at 21:52

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Top 5!!! Woooo!!!

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > jvirgs drives a Subaru 05/25/2015 at 01:43

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I had Kimi 3rd instead of Hamilton. Sometimes my Ferrari fanship and overestimation of our pace over takes rational thought.

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/25/2015 at 16:06

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Scored 20 points, up like 14 positions. NICE!

Then I realize most of the people I passed already DNF. *sigh*